i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
another moral hangover. fuck.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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