i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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