im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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