if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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