also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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