id be glad to
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
