Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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