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We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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