normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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