Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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