I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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