She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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