She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
accomplished twins. life is a go
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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