That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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