How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Everything about him screamed your future.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
