East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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