I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
two words: eviction party
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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