Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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