Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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