we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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