apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I currently don't understand fingers.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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