I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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