i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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