I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Don't make out with my wife yet
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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