i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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