it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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