brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my sisters under your porch take her home
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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