I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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