Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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