I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
