Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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