My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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