It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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