You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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