Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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