Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
is it fun? or sober?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
