I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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