he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I'm really busy with my period
Two words: nipple clamps
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