Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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