"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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