They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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