The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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