nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I have post one night stand depression
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