I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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