you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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