just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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