We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
