North Korea, Best Korea!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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