i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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