I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
this will be a night to untag.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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